Bradley Koenig: Future Fed Chairman in the Making

April 30, 2015
The Onion: Aerospace Engineers Warn First-Grader’s Design For Spaceship Completely Unsafe

“I can’t even begin to enumerate all the safety protocols and fundamental principles of spaceflight that this particular vehicle violates,” said veteran NASA flight director Raymond Fletcher, who called the crayon-drawn spaceship the “most poorly conceived” and “shockingly hazardous” craft he had ever encountered.