Sunday, November 20, 2016

The Sarcasm Report v.267

November 18, 2016
USA Today: 5 smart things to do with $100 right now

Imagine that a $100 online Web design course results in a $1,000 bump in salary. That's a 900% return on investment. Talk about money well spent.

Now imagine staying with that company for 30 years, which results in an extra $30,000 over the period. That's a 29,900% return on investment!

And finally, imagine using those proceeds to attend a seminar which will help you find the relationship of your dreams!

Warning: Following video not entirely safe for work.


Behold the power of $100, webinars, and an active imagination! Talk about money well spent! Dare to dream big! ;)

3 comments:

mab said...

Definitely not safe for viewing at work!

Stagflationary Mark said...

mab,

For some workers, it might actually be safer to get fired. Sigh.

mab said...

I remember that post. Dog years!