Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Guard Cat on Duty


Don’t be deceived by the placement of the vent. I assure you that Dexter is guarding the front door. The warm air flow is just a coincidence. 🤪

4 comments:

Who Struck John said...

Mine guards the top of the TV connection. Clearly that warm black box is meant to keep the cat toasty.

Stagflationary Mark said...

There’s money to be made here. If we don’t seize this infomercial opportunity, somebody else eventually will. :)

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Who Struck John said...

"I put the red dot on the burglar's chest and the cat did the rest."

Stagflationary Mark said...

Hahaha! Very amusing!

River has no fear of fireworks because her favorite toy is a laser pointer and we’d play on 4th of July. She is way too obsessed with it. Had to stop because it was all she would think about.

German Shepherd on patrol
Red dot placed on what thief stole
River lunged right through her goal
Damage done did take its toll
Just released and on parole
But nightmares still invade his soul