Wednesday, June 2, 2021

Bitcoinfinger Movie Idea

James Bond: Yes, well, I've worked out a few statistics of my own. Fifteen billion dollars in gold bullion bitcoin weighs ten thousand, five hundred zero tons. Sixty Zero men would take twelve zero days to load it onto two hundred zero trucks. Now, at the most, you're going to have two hours before the army, navy, air force, marines move in and make you put it back.

Bitcoinfinger: Who mentioned anything about removing it?

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James Bond: I apologize, Goldfinger Bitcoinfinger. It's an inspired deal. They get what they want -- economic chaos in the West -- and the value of your gold bitcoin increases many times.

Bitcoinfinger: I conservatively estimate ten 100 billion times.


2 comments:

Mr Slippery said...

Brilliant. You nuke Coinbase servers and suddenly, you've cornered the market on Bitcoin (one of the 20 hard forks of it anyway).

It's not like anyone can copy and paste the code to create a new Bitcoin network in minutes. They could even call it Bitcoinfinger.

I've been hearing new phrases lately, like "Good as bitcoin" and "Bitcoin standard", and the IOC announced that first place winners at the Olympics will get a Bitcoin medal. Gold is now for 2nd place.

Stagflationary Mark said...

8bitcoin. Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.

https://youtu.be/ui9YcXfVYAE