Saturday, June 26, 2021

Swamp Cooler for Sale

This is the current weather forecast for where I live in Western Washington. I've lived in this home for more than 24 years and have never seen a more dire weather report. July and August are our hottest months, averaging roughly 78 degrees for a high. This is June and a whopping 111 is possible, if not likely.


This is our new homemade swamp cooler. It was built using a styrofoam cooler, 2 leaf blower elbow attachments, and a personal fan. Holds 16+ pounds of ice. Won't cool a room but does offer some relief if sitting in front of it. Designed for two. Each nozzle can be rotated independently.


Current estimated retail value in a world where bitcoin trades at $30k+ (and air conditioning units are in short supply) is conservatively estimated to be $15k+. That's just half a bitcoin for this truly unique and rare limited edition item. Not saying that you should embrace FOMO (fear of missing out) here, but the manufacturer will not be making many more. And don't forget to YOLO (you only live once). Item will be available on or after Tuesday. Free shipping! Personalized handwritten thank you note from the designer included with every purchase! ;)

12 comments:

Who Struck John said...

Seen 108F on back to back days in Wilsonville, about a dozen years ago. Not happy with a repeat.

Stagflationary Mark said...

107 in the day and 75 at night is going to be a brutal way to start a 111 degree day.

Could be worse. Wildfire season is coming. Imagine combining this with hazardous air quality. Hasn’t happened. Yet. *cringe*

Anonymous said...

How much for an NFT of it?

Stagflationary Mark said...

Anonymous,

https://youtu.be/i0CW39q0TrY

Mr Slippery said...

Quite an impressive engineering feat. It's like the whole damn planet is warming up or something.

I meant feat as used, not like "featuring" in a rap song, e.g. Engineering feat. DJ Math.

Stagflationary Mark said...

It’s 107 right now. Made it to 109. I’m inspired to invent Engineering Feet. That’s basically a swamp cooler on each foot!

Damn, it’s hot. Looks like I picked the wrong week to not have air conditioning.

https://youtu.be/VmW-ScmGRMA

Who Struck John said...

Aurora Airport (nearest reporting station to my apartment) reached 106F Saturday, 112F Sunday, 114F today. Swamp cooler prospects have plummeted now as air temperature has dropped below 80F and is expected to reach 63F by dawn. Thank goodness for marine air.

Stagflationary Mark said...

114F? Ouch.

Despite my efforts to optimally cool the house using 2 industrial sized fans venting hot air all last night, the upstairs peaked at 93F and the downstairs peaked at 88F.

The swamp cooler, even aimed directly at one’s head, was a bit like fending off Godzilla with a pea shooter.

We have a “Cool Bed” pad filled with 6 gallons of water for the dogs. Offered some relief, especially with 6 large ice packs placed below it. River spent the majority of the day laying on it, with little encouragement needed from us.

What a day. Not looking to ever repeat it.

Anonymous said...

Hang in there. We southerners are able to slowly acclimate to it as the summer progresses. Plus we have A/C!

Stagflationary Mark said...

Heat wave is almost over for us.

Ran the fans all last night. It was a cool 71 degrees everywhere in the house at 8am. What relief! Closed up the house. Fell asleep on the couch.

Woke up at 11:30am. 79 degrees upstairs and downstairs. Only 77 outside. It would seem that 109 degrees yesterday did a number on our crawlspace and attic. So much heat left to dissipate. More than I anticipated. Probably should have kept the house opened up a bit longer.

No big deal. It’s supposed to get down to 61 tonight and only 83 tomorrow. We’re definitely through the worst of it. Tomorrow will feel like an arctic utopia by comparison. :)

Anonymous said...

That’s good news!

Who Struck John said...

It takes a while for the thermal load to dissipate out of the structure. Two cool nights with the fans running until dawn was not enough to get the apartment all the way back to normal.