Wednesday, April 8, 2015

New York Fed Chief Has Vivid Imagination, Just Like Me!

April 8, 2015
New York Fed chief says June rate hike still in play despite weak first quarter data

“I could imagine circumstances where a June rate hike is still in play."

I too tend to imagine future possibilities.

1. It starts with Watchathon Week.

What’s really staggering is the sheer numbers associated with these binge opportunities. Xfinity said its customers spent about 50 million hours watching during the 2014 seven-day event. Guess cutting the grass will have to wait.

2. Oh, crap. It's spring! I've been neglecting the yard! There goes another week!

3. Brick and mortar retailers are all like, "WTF! Where is everyone? We hired way too many f#%*ing people! Some need to be let go!"

4. Those let go have even more free time to binge watch!

5. Go to step 3 and repeat.

Vivid imaginations, baby. That's what I'm talking about! ;)

(For the record, we shall be binge watching Showtime's Penny Dreadful this year. Free. From the couch.)

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