Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Today Only: Buy One Spaghetti Tree, Get One Free

In order to address the growing spaghetti tree glut in Ticino, I have been authorized to offer my loyal readers special savings. If you order one spaghetti tree at the low price of $19.99 today, we will ship you a second spaghetti tree absolutely free. Just pay separate processing and handling.

Limit 10 free trees per household. Ask about free shipping on bulk orders.

Oh, and just one more thing. Happy April Fool's Day! :)

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