Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Tip of the Day: Never Bring Guns to a Sword Fight

April 13, 2015
Hacked to pieces with a Samurai sword, the burglars who got a VERY unpleasant surprise when their victim fought back

Prosecutor Jorgelina Guties said: 'We could not yet question the victim of the burglary as he is still in a state of shock'.

I'm not quite sure that I would use the word victim in this instance. The graphic images look like something right out of Shogun Assassin (one of my favorite movies).


Anonymous said...

Shogun Assassin!
The guy was unbeatable.
I've seen every episode.
Favorite scene was the son as an infant choosing to be a Ronin-on-the-Run and stay with his dad rather than live in safety with relatives.

The child was a skilled hand in his heavily weaponized baby carriage.

Well done S.Mark!

mab said...

Okay. Chuck Norris or Shogun Assassin?

Stagflationary Mark said...


Weaponized baby carriages fir the bloody win! ;)

Stagflationary Mark said...


That's a tough one.

What about Chuck Norris, Shogun Assassin, and a hurricane vs. Mike Ditka in a straight jacket?

Hands down. Da Bears! ;)

Bill Swerski's Superfans

Typical debates involved Mike Ditka versus a hurricane—in this particular debate, the Superfans believed that Ditka could defeat the hurricane, until it was revealed that the name of the hurricane was Hurricane Ditka, at which point Todd O'Connor had a heart attack out of confusion...

Anonymous said...

What about Chuck Norris, Shogun Assassin, a hurricane, and Mike Ditka vs Dick Butkus in a straight jacket?

(I think I'm dating myself)

Stagflationary Mark said...

What if all of them had to go up against Greenspan, Bernanke, and Yellen in a clown car? Seems pretty lopsided to me, assuming the clown car has a clown horn