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A apple a day keeps google at bay.
Rob Dawg,
That got a serious chuckle out of me. :)
I may be just a simple caveman lawyer, and this iPhone technology may frighten and confuse me, but what I do know is that my client is entitled to $3.7 trillion in punitive damages due to patent infringement.
You takin' a -swipe- at me? You takin' a -SWIPE- at... ME?
You, sir, have libeled me. I would never take a swipe that does not rightfully belong to me. To suggest otherwise puts me in a state of complete and total emotional outrage, a state that my lawyer will prove beyond all reasonable doubt, is a condition that can never be fully healed.
I shall have justice. My lawyer shall meet your lawyer in the courts of honor, where I shall be seeking $750,000 for emotional distress.
We should fo lunch afterwards. My treat.
There's a reason lawyers always shake hands at the end. They both just won. Legal confrontations are to decide if there are one or two losers between the clients.
Nice, lol. Sigh.
I had noticed that even the "losing" lawyer gets paid.
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