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June 10, 2016
The Onion: 7-Year-Old Unable To Maintain Single Cohesive Storyline While Playing With Action Figures

BROCKTON, MA—Saying the plot was jumping all over the place and had become extremely hard to follow, onlookers confirmed this afternoon that 7-year-old Brendan Milner has been unable to maintain a single cohesive storyline while playing with his action figures.

Perhaps I am just a boy who never grew up, but this article is hilarious to me. Been there, done that. Well, 40+ years ago. Hahaha!

Nothing beats life's simple things! A good laugh! Playing with dogs! Staring up at the stars!

You don't want to negotiate the price of simple things you buy every day. - Jeff Bezos

Dammit Jeff! You're totally wrecking the mood! Hahaha!

Have a great weekend! :)