Saturday, January 9, 2021

The Sarcasm Report v.280

January 8, 2021
CBS News: Object that whizzed by Earth probably came from alien world, Harvard professor asserts

Loeb argues in his book that the object was probably debris from advanced alien technology – space junk from many light years away. It may have been a type of "light sail" propelled by sunlight, a technology that humans are currently developing for space exploration.

Yeah, out of the nearly infinite number of ways an object like that could have potentially been created, debris from advanced alien technology does seem to be the most probable reason for its existence. I mean, really. The object looks weird. What more evidence do we need? In fact, weird objects are almost always debris from alien technology, advanced or otherwise.

He said his ideas aren't popular in the scientific community right now – talking about potential extraterrestrial intelligence is "out of the mainstream, and it should not be."

Who would have predicted that his ideas aren't popular in the scientific community right now? That's the truly shocking part! ;)

(Possible? Yes. Probable? Bat**** crazy.)

2 comments:

Who Struck John said...

Odd aspect ratio and a hyperbolic course is odd, but we'll likely never know what it was.

Stagflationary Mark said...

Since I agree that we will most likely never know, I will offer my own far-fetched theory. It resembles something that was misidentified in Caddyshack. Perhaps some advanced alien has a sense of humor. :)