Friday, April 29, 2016

Consumer Prize Inflation Hits Rock Bottom

April 29, 2016
Cracker Jack's Prize In The Box Will Now Be Digitized

"Wow. In all my nearly 56 years on this planet, I have never been so disappointed in a product," said one woman.

Ah, come on. It could be worse. The secret prize could have been listeria, lol. Sigh.

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