April 22, 2016
Cost of Volkswagen emissions scandal balloons to $18B
The estimated cost of Volkswagen Group's emissions scandal has escalated to more than $18 billion, more than double the amount the company had previously set aside, the company said Friday.
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New Home Sales Increase to 693,000 Annual Rate in March; Median New Home
Price is Down 13% from the Peak
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Today, in the Calculated Risk Real Estate Newsletter: New Home Sales
Increase to 693,000 Annual Rate in March
Brief excerpt:
The Census Bureau reports Ne...
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