"Will End in Tears"

April 29, 2016
Former Goldman Sachs president says our economic situation 'will end in tears'

Which definition of tears is he using?

Will it end in the very fabric of economic spacetime being torn and ripped?

Will it end with the economy repeatedly moving very quickly in a potentially reckless and excited manner? Man, oh man, this economy is on a tear again! Woohoo!

Will it end with crying? And if so, tears of laughter and happiness? Or tears of pain and sadness?

Or will it simply end in a state of uncertainty? It's got a certain hedge fund trying to make money in a flat market feel about it. The end? Heck, we might already be there.



Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules
Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' you both is breakin' all the rules

She loves making money for her clients by advising them to be long, but she also loves making money off her clients by shorting what she's sold them. Yes, sir. She works at Goldman Sachs and she's breaking all the rules, lol. Sigh.

Oh, and she's doing "God's work" again. ;)