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Look at all those little balls falling down through the channel!
December 18, 2014
Oil’s Drop Hits Big Investors Hard
Those caught flat-footed by the price pullback include Prosperity Capital Management’s Mattias Westman, a longtime investor in Russia whose firm lost more than $1 billion this year, in part on stakes in Russian energy companies OAO Gazprom , OAO Bashneft and Lukoil Holdings .
Nothing says enduring prosperity like a chance at the Big Money Multiplier!
October 2, 2013
The Onion: U.S. Treasury Announces Bonus Financial Quarter Worth Double The Cash
“And you know what that sound means,” Lew said after a loud klaxon suddenly blared in the Treasury press room. “We’re raising the stakes even higher, allowing you to wager your entire 401(k) balance for a chance at the Big Money Multiplier, which could potentially boost your net worth threefold, fivefold, or even tenfold through an investment in an undiversified portfolio of high-yield, high-volatility equities and speculative-grade corporate bonds.”
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U.S. Treasury: Daily Yield Curve Rates
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