Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Quote of the Day

The Onion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 4, 2015

Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22

Sometimes everything seems dark and without hope. When you begin feeling this way, it’s important to remember that these are the natural consequences of being realistic.


Leo "the lion" has nothing to worry about, assuming he hasn't been chasing too much meat just a few feet outside a protected game reserve and/or hasn't been chasing too much yield with his retirement account.

9 comments:

Rob Dawg said...

By the way she dresses and her shoes it is clear that at the very least Jannet Yellen is bifurcation curious.

Stagflationary Mark said...

By the way she keeps those short-term interest rate shoes moving, I can't help but think she's got a nasty case of tranche foot.

She should tranche coat it with something! Perhaps a thin film of noir?

Rob Dawg said...

Black widow peak markets?

Stagflationary Mark said...

Child's game involving popping bubbles: Peakaboo-boo.

Stagflationary Mark said...

What do you call the music when a woman sets incredibly attractive interest rates which lead men to apocalyptic destruction in the very last seconds of an opera?

A formidable Fed femme fatale finale!

Stagflationary Mark said...

It's not over until the well Fed woman sings!

Rob Dawg said...

But doktor! Your medicine. Must it be so big?

Stagflationary Mark said...

Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central banking system! - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein (1974)

Oops. I meant central nervous system. Sorry about that.

Rob Dawg said...

At least we burn together.