The Sarcasm Report v.239

September 1, 2015
What Does A Big Drop On The First Day Of September Mean?

The same thing it would mean if the big drop happened on the first day of any month that ends in "ber", that day falls on Tuesday, in years divisible by 5 like 2015, we're still stuck in ZIRP, the moon is in the Waning Gibbous Phase, and we have moved beyond the The Age of Reason to The Age of Sarcasm?

It's just a crazy theory of mine. May need several more centuries of data to support it and several more million years of data for the theory to be widely accepted though. Hard to say.

Data mining without a theory to back it up, baby. That's what I'm talking about.