The Onion Indirectly Explains the Lack of Corporate Wage Inflation

October 15, 2015
The Onion: Never-Before-Heard Buzzword Flying Around Office Can’t Be Good

“I don’t know if or when they’ll reveal what ‘platforming’ is, but I do know for sure that it’s going to make us utterly miserable, take over our lives for the foreseeable future, and probably get a bunch of us fired.”

Constant fear of new corporate buzzwords, baby. That's what I'm talking about.