8 Ways to Stop the Zika Virus Dead in Its Tracks

So, there you are at your next job interview. Everything seems to be going well, but then your worst nightmare happens. A mosquito lands on you.

What do you do?

May 10, 2016
Time: 8 Ways to Kill It in Your Next Job Interview

1. Slap it with your resume.
2. Smash it with your briefcase.
3. Stab it with your pen.
4. Burn it with your cigarette lighter.
5. Hit it with your phone.
6. Stomp it with your shoe.
7. Squish it with your elbow.
8. Punch it with your fist.

Keep doing everything on this list until it is dead. Be sure to flail your arms, scream, and whatever you do, keep moving. Potential employers love to see that kind of initiative, especially if you are applying for a senior risk and crisis management position at one of the larger investment banks.

You can thank me later. Hahaha! :)