Inspiational Thought of the Day

I'm American, so you know that I love to shop.

In fact, I love to shop just as much as I love to mow the yard. It's the thrill of doing the same thing over and over. It excites me.

I love to mow the yard just as much as I love to weed the yard. Seeing those new dandelions pop up? Paradise. I just giggle to myself. You silly weeds! Look how pretty you are! Gonna getcha!

I love to weed the yard just as much as I love going to the doctor. And who wouldn't? The doctor's going to make things all better! Woohoo!

I love going to the doctor just as much as I love going to the dentist. Really clean teeth? A new crown? The opportunity for someone to put their fingers in my mouth? Sign me up.

I love going to the dentist just as much as I love voting for Hillary Clinton. Can there ever be too much love?

I love voting for Hillary Clinton just as much as I love voting for Donald Trump. We could only wish to be this lucky!

Relative love, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Meant for those times when unconditional love just won't quite do.

So give relative love a try! Make the world a relatively better place!

I'm certifiable. You know that, and yet you're still here reading. Listening to inspirational thoughts of a certifiable anonymous blogger on the internet? That's what I love about you! In fact, I love you just as much as I love...

Hahaha! :)