Friday, July 24, 2015

God's Estimated Net Worth Rises a Billion Fold?

July 24, 2015
NASA estimates 1 billion ‘Earths’ in our galaxy alone

That’s a billion planets where human beings, or their genetically modified descendants, as well as their dogs and cats and tomato plants and crepe myrtle trees and ladybugs and earthworms and whatnot, could plausibly live.

Can you say glut? What was He thinking? There's no way He will ever get a fair price on all of His real estate investments. The best He can hope for is that the chief economist at the Galactic Association of Realtors (GAR) points out that everyone in the galaxy needs a place to live and that He just hasn't been making much more land lately.

Disclosure: I'm agnostic with seriously atheist tendencies. Happy to have been born when and where I was, for this is the kind of thing that once could have seen me burned at the stake for heresy. Seriously.

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