Tuesday, July 21, 2015

The Sarcasm Report v.223

July 21, 2015
Cramer: Why I was so wrong about oil

The oil winners of the new world?

As Jim Cramer watches one breakdown after another of high quality oil stocks and master limited partnerships, he is completely boggled. How could he have been so wrong about oil stocks?

The oil winners of the new world?

I wonder how I could have been so wrong...

The oil winners of the new world?

What the heck?

The oil winners of the new world?

That gets to the guts of where I think I got confused, or early or wrong. Let's just call it wrong.

The oil winners of the new world?

None of this made sense to Cramer...

The oil winners of the new world?

He has searched high and low to figure out how he could have been so wrong...

February 29, 2000
The Winners of the New World - Jim Cramer

You want winners? You want me to put my Cramer Berkowitz hedge fund hat on and just discuss what my fund is buying today to try to make money tomorrow and the next day and the next? You want my top 10 stocks for who is going to make it in the New World? You know what? I am going to give them to you. Right here. Right now.

OK. Here goes. Write them down -- no handouts here!: 724 Solutions (SVNX), Ariba (ARBA), Digital Island (ISLD), Exodus (EXDS), InfoSpace.com (INSP), Inktomi (INKT), Mercury Interactive (MERQ), Sonera (SNRA), VeriSign (VRSN) and Veritas Software (VRTS).


Mr Slippery said...

If there's one thing Cramer has learned over the years, it's humility. It may be a long time before he offers up new bold predictions about hot investments. At least 24 hours. He also is gaining valuable experience fine tuning his "why I was so wrong" articles.

mab said...

From you link:

Questions for Cramer?
Call Cramer: 1-800-743-CNBC

Is there such a thing as a reverse do not call list?

Stagflationary Mark said...

Mlr Slippery,

Uh, oh. I obviously used too much sarcasm because it is clearly flooding into the comments. Hahaha! :)

Stagflationary Mark said...


A reverse do not call list? Wouldn't that prevent me from accidentally clicking on your link and calling Cramer?

Hold on. I see what you are doing here. Holy crap! That's genius!! Why hasn't anyone else thought of it? Hahaha!! :)