Quote of the Day

July 22, 2015
Report: Airlines Installing Uncomfortable Bumps In Seatbacks Because It Pleases Them

Smisek noted that for an additional fee, customers would be allowed to purchase seats with only a single, pointed protrusion in the lower back.

I should probably point out that the article is from The Onion. I'm fairly certain they still mostly do satire. Mostly. ;)