Thursday, July 30, 2015

Just Added Vacationing in Spain to My Bucket List!

Why? Missed the opportunity to visit Germany from 1933 to 1945!

That said, if you are employed in the Spanish tourism industry then do not hold your breath anxiously awaiting my arrival. I'm not planning to go unless four conditions are met.

1. I have been diagnosed with a terminal disease.
2. I have exhausted my retirement savings.
3. I have less than two weeks to live.
4. I have at least a 50% chance of surviving long enough to reach the front steps of your Ministry of Truth.

I'll be looking to drop off a human fecal sample for the benefit of all mankind!! ;)

July 30, 2015
Mish: Police State "Ministry of Truth" Hits Spain; Man Fined for Calling Police "Slackers" on Facebook

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