Saturday, July 18, 2015

I'm Looking to Secure $1 Billion in Crowdfunding to Build Spanish Ghost Ship Armada

You cannot lose! I guarantee that you'll get at least some of your money back! Maybe even $1 for every $110,000 you invest!

And if this investment is successful, and I know it will be, then I'll be looking to secure another billion dollars to build a Spanish ghost harbor near the closest Spanish ghost airport! You know, to maximize the undead logistics and stuff. That's right FedEx, I'm gunnin' for you!

The possibilities are endless! Ghost airships? There goes another billion! Yes! Spanish undead steampunk, baby. That's what I'm talking about.

Do not let this opportunity pass you by!

July 18, 2015
Costly Spanish 'ghost airport' gets 1 meager bid at auction

MADRID (AP) — One of Spain's "ghost airports" — expensive projects that were virtually unused — received just one bid in a bankruptcy auction after costing some 1.1 billion euros ($1.2 billion) to build. The buyer's offer: 10,000 euros.


Troy said...

$1.2B . . . those silly spanish types!

Plugging FDEFX into excel, taking the post FY00 quarter as a baseline and granting 1% per quarter for lo these 15 years, I count a $2.048T spending excess over that baseline:

n.b. the trailing '8' digit in that figure is $8B.

Thanks, Ralph!

Stagflationary Mark said...

Fracaso de Tendencia Exponencial! ;)