The Failed MacGuyver Crime of the Year

July 12, 2015
Florida Robbers Armed With Backhoe Seize ATM

Two robbers have been arrested in Florida for allegedly seizing an ATM from a local bank armed with nothing but a backhoe.

A pair of tweezers and three cotton balls I could understand. A stick of gum? A paperclip? Also totally acceptable. Shoelaces, matches, and a can of deodorant? Genius. But armed with nothing but a backhoe? What were they thinking!! How on earth could that have possibly worked? ;)