Sunday, July 12, 2015

The Failed MacGuyver Crime of the Year

July 12, 2015
Florida Robbers Armed With Backhoe Seize ATM

Two robbers have been arrested in Florida for allegedly seizing an ATM from a local bank armed with nothing but a backhoe.

A pair of tweezers and three cotton balls I could understand. A stick of gum? A paperclip? Also totally acceptable. Shoelaces, matches, and a can of deodorant? Genius. But armed with nothing but a backhoe? What were they thinking!! How on earth could that have possibly worked? ;)

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