Bethesda's Next Buggy Hit: The Elder Care Scrolls

July 20, 2015
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"If you have any money, you're going to use all of that money," Goldblum said. "Just watch how fast it goes."

As is typical in any role playing game, one must burn through resources to level up.

The Elder Scrolls

Like most works of high or epic fantasy, the Elder Scrolls games are typically serious in tone and epic in scope, dealing with themes of grand struggle against a supernatural or evil force.

You awaken to find yourself trapped within the confines of a nursing home. Your next monthly payment of $14,000 is due in three days. As you look around the room, you see a variety of tools to assist you. There's a small bowl containing a red gelatinous substance sitting in front of you, a spoon made of steel to its right, and an enchanted bedpan of holding on the table to your left. Let the adventure begin! What will you do?

Hey, don't blame me. I use humor as a defensive mechanism, lol. Sigh.