The Sarcasm Report v.227

July 25, 2015
Greek bailout talks pushed back by a few days on logistics-official

"The reasons for the delay are neither political, nor diplomatic ones," the official added.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see what's going on here. If it isn't political, it isn't diplomatic, and it involves logistics then it must be cosmetologistical.

And for the benefit of those who have not heard the term before, cosmetologistical is the complex process of managing all the hairstyling, skin care, cosmetics, manicures, pedicures, and electrology appointments that all of the leaders must go through in order to work out a bailout deal.

One must always look one's best when the fate of millions of people are on the line, especially when the news media's camera crews are out in force. ;)