Today's Reason to Join Facebook

July 31, 2015
Windows 10 may share your Wi-Fi password with Facebook

Most people have many contacts or Facebook friends whom they barely know — would you really trust your Wi-Fi password with your second cousin's boyfriend, or that guy in the neighborhood who once fixed your toilet?

Although I am hopefully not my second cousin's boyfriend, I am that guy in the neighborhood who once fixed my toilet. And you know what? I do kind of trust me. ;)

That's it. I'm joining Facebook once they get done fully monetizing it. I will then, as an introvert, befriend everyone on the planet, read everything they have to say, and urge them to all use my Wi-Fi network while I am attempting to watch Netflix! Everyone loves a slideshow!

Safe, secure, high-speed data throughput, baby. That's what I'm talking about.