Monday, July 6, 2015

Greece: A Mugger's Paradise!

July 6, 2015
Tourists undeterred despite Greek drama

Travel companies say tourists should take plenty of cash in small denominations.

Down on your luck? Lost your job in Greece? Having difficuly getting more than 60 euros out of your bank each day? Help is on the way!

Are you a tourist in Greece? Have you been recently mugged? Having cash problems? You too can enjoy this once in a lifetime opportunity! The language of mugging is universal. Simply find another tourist, display a knife, and point to where the pocket or purse is!!

And if you feel even remotely guilty about it then simply offer up the knife as payment. That way your tourist victim can reuse it on their next tourist victim! Win win!

Risk on and perpetual mugging machine technology, baby. That's what I'm talking about.


Stagflationary Mark said...

In the name of safety, I suggest handing the knife to your tourist victim after you have climbed over a chain link fence. Just slide the knife through and run.

Otherwise, things would get silly. You do not want to be the nearest cash rich tourist to someone with a knife and no money in Greece. The fence should give you the time needed to increase the distance. If you are a especially slow runner, consider finding a very tall fence.

Think, people. Think! ;)

Stagflationary Mark said...

*an especially