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July 7, 2015
The Onion: Invasive Restaurant Franchise Spreads To Third State

Wilcox added that her agency might have no choice but to unleash a larger predatory franchise into the area, such as Chipotle or Panera Bread, in order to drive the invasive eatery out of the region for good.

The risk is high! Once this rapidly spreading restaurant contagion dares to sell chicken sandwiches, it's game over! Nothing will be able to stop it! Hahaha! ;)