Saturday, July 4, 2015

The Sarcasm Report v.217

If you've been reading my blog, then you learned earlier today that younger Americans oftentimes think they are worse off than they think.

I have just found out that older Americans, such as myself, can fall into the same thinking trap though. And I gotta tell you, that's pretty scary.

10 Reasons Sarcastic People Are Smarter Than You Think

There are several studies out that are now showing that sarcastic people are smarter than you think.

Deep down, I always knew that sarcastic people were smarter than I thought. It's nice to have some actual scientific evidence supporting the theory.

What does this say about my readers though? I must be careful on this blog. Anyone willing to read the 217th sarcasm report, without actually knowing more about its contents, is clearly attempting to accumulate sarcasm.

Why? And for what purpose? Are they simply trying to hoard the free sarcasm now in case the price of sarcasm goes up? Smart. Or are they attempting to build SMDs (Sarcasms of Mass Destruction)? Diabolically smart!

They are excellent at emotional warfare.

Holy crap! I knew it! It's even worse than I thought! ;)


Who Struck John said...

A coworker of mine once remarked that my sarcasm dial goes to 15.

Stagflationary Mark said...

Who Struck John,

Who am I to disagree? It took you less than 15 minutes to hoard this post's sacasm!

Hahaha! :)

Who Struck John said...

What can I say? I was a very early adopter of sarcasm.

Stagflationary Mark said...

Please tell me that you adopted needy American sarcasm. In some circles, adopting "a broad" is frowned upon. ;)