Saturday, September 12, 2015

Alien Conspiracy Theory of the Day

September 8, 2015
Alien Nuclear Wars Might Be Visible From Earth

If we can see "them" then "they" can see us.

The Trinity test involved only one explosion. But if there were many more explosions, involving many more nuclear weapons, it might generate enough heat and light to be seen from nearby stars, or from the deeper reaches of our galaxy—so long as someone out there was looking.

"They" may have better sensors than we do, sensors that might not even be limited by the speed of light. That means "they" may have seen us on July 16, 1945.

In 1955, Area 51 was acquired by the United States Air Force. Why? What was the real reason? To study alien scouting ships?

In 2002, Dick Cheney said that deficits don't matter. Well, deficits definitely wouldn't matter if "their" invasion fleet was first detected in 2002 and it would take just 14 more years for "their" slow moving colonization ships to get here. Would it?

In 2016, we're going to elect our next president. Donald Trump was born on June 14, 1946. That means he was conceived roughly two months after the Trinity test. Coincidence? I can't speak for you, but I'm going to need to see his birth certificate!

Crazy theory? Well, maybe. But consider this. Which candidate wants to move 11 million terrestrial aliens to Mexico? Is this some sort of practice run for the real thing? Think of the logistics and infrastructure needed to move millions of extraterrestrial aliens around this planet! Think people! Before we have blood coming out of our wherevers! ;)


Anonymous said...

It's the cats, people have it all wrong about the aliens.

Stagflationary Mark said...


The $30 check is in the mail. I believe! Hahaha! ;)