1. A tin can.
2. Another tin can.
3. Some string.
4. A clown horn.
Hey, I'm not claiming that it would exude confidence. I'm simply claiming, based on how the stock market received the Fed's good news, that it would exude *more* confidence.
Monday Night Futures
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Tuesday:
• No major economic releases scheduled.
From CNBC: Pre-Market Data and Bloomberg futures S&P 500 are up 32 and DOW
futures are up 225 (fair value).
8 hours ago
2 comments:
"1. A tin can.
2. Another tin can.
3. Some string."
It worked better if you waxed the string. Or so we were told: that probably kept us out of mischief for half a wet afternoon. Them wuz the days.
dearieme,
Wax would seem to be an improvement. That way the Fed could "wax poetic" on the state of the economy!
The economy glistens like beads of dove sweat on an infinite ocean of liquidity.
Yes!! ;)
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