Sears Better Not Touch My Uvula!

May 13, 2016
USA Today: Sears to open all appliance store

Shoppers can also look at various kitchen configurations and select different palates with the tap of a tablet.

Palatine uvula

During swallowing, the soft palate and the uvula move together to close off the nasopharynx, and prevent food from entering the nasal cavity.

These new-fangled Sears refrigerators must be designed with my uvula in mind. Call me old-fashioned, but I'm gonna pass. Hahaha!

The word we were probably looking for was palettes (varieties of colors). Instead, we got palates. Big difference! ;)

Bad Mark. Bad! Bad!