Saturday, August 15, 2015

Baiting the Conspiracy Theory Trap

78% of Each Pound Lost was Pure Body Fat

What is the other 22%? Why won't they tell me? What are they trying to hide?

Brain matter? Heart tissue? Bone mass? Hair? Vitreous humour? Jimmy Hoffa's location encoded in alien DNA? What could it be? We need theories, people, and we need them now!!

In all seriousness, the answer better be impure body fat and/or water, or somebody's got some 'splainin' to do. ;)


Anonymous said...

The other 22% was pure cash that was lost buying this garbage

Rob Dawg said...


Stagflationary Mark said...

The wallet gets lighter as more pills are bought? What an easy way to lose weight!! ;)