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August 12, 2015
100-Inmate Riot at New Folsom Prison Leaves One Dead, at Least Five Stabbed
In a statement, a corrections department spokesperson said administrators are still investigating the cause of the riot.
Three words: "Whatchu lookin' at?"
Maximum security, baby. That's what I'm talking about.
Catalonia President: “We Will Vote on Independence Whether Spain Likes it or Not”
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Thousands have gathered at the gates of Catalonia’s judiciary body to
demand the release of a dozen officials arrested in connection with an
upcoming vot...
21 minutes ago
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Other possible causes:
Bitch, whatchu lookin' at?
Whatchu lookin' at bitch?
It takes more effort to say these four word variants so you want to be especially careful with your reply. Don't show weakness. A slight smirk with two seconds of direct eye contact to start, then quickly look down at your shoes while shrugging your shoulders and slowly backing away. Listen for movement heading in your direction. If you hear any, run! Don't just run anywhere though. Pick a place where you cannot ever be cornered. Stay away from dead ends and fences.
Oh, crap. I was looking at the wrong guide. This advice is intended for meeting a gang on the city streets just after midnight. Never mind. Sorry about that.
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