Two Signs of Extreme Desperation

August 24, 2015
Apple CEO Tim Cook may have violated SEC rules with Jim Cramer email

Apple Inc. CEO Tim Cook’s decision to give a rare midquarter update on the company’s performance in a private email to CNBC’s Jim Cramer on Monday may have violated federal disclosure rules, lawyers said Monday.

The second sign of extreme desperation will come when Janet Yellen calls the host of Mad Money on live TV to ask his opinion on the fair value of clown horn manufacturers. "Because, you know what? We're probably going to need a helluva lot more of those in the years to come! Booyah!"