Quote of the Day

August 26, 2015
Cramer: Astonished more people weren't disheartened

"I was actually astonished this morning that more people weren't disheartened by what happened yesterday—the buyers came right in again."

In all honesty, this is a rather feeble quote of the day. I apologize for wasting your time. I realize that it doesn't take much to astonish Jim Cramer.

June 20, 2010
The Sarcasm Report v.52

I think that people don't think of Lenny as sophisticated, but I am telling you Bernie, that not only is he sophisticated but he's one of the great ones in this business. He's one of the great ones. - Jim Cramer

If I didn't know any better, I would tell you that everything you hear from Lenny is an act, because there is just no way that you would ever feel like he's as smart as he really is. - Jim Cramer

July 13, 2012
Former MLB star Lenny Dykstra admits to financial fraud

Dykstra, 49, entered his plea in U.S. District Court to one count each of bankruptcy fraud, concealment of assets and money laundering.

One of the great ones, says Cramer.

He previously pleaded no contest to grand theft auto and exposing himself to women he met through Craigslist.

Sophisticated, says Cramer.

He is currently serving a three-year prison sentence after pleading no contest to grand theft auto and providing a false financial statement. In that case, Dykstra was arrested last year by police who said they found cocaine, Ecstasy and synthetic human growth hormone at his Los Angeles home last.

There is no way you would ever feel like he's as smart as he really is, says Cramer.