Thursday, May 5, 2016

Listeria (Musical Tribute)

May 2, 2016
CRF Frozen Foods Expands Voluntary Recall to Include All Frozen Vegetable and Fruit Products Due To Possible Health Risk

This is a huge recall. 358 consumer products under 42 separate brands! We've got some of the items in our freezer, thankfully unopened. So, on that note...


It's poisoned me
Eating me
Twisting my guts around

Yeah I'm endlessly
Crapping blood
My insides turning out

So I vomit now
I vomit now
Up comes THAT corn with the sole!
But the toilet's clogged!
The toilet's clogged!
Bad time to lose control!!

Gallows humor. :(

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