The Alarming Report That Shocks Scientists Report

May 4, 2016
MorningTicker: Massive shift in the world’s oceans shocks scientists

Brace for it. Here come the details.

A new report unveils a devastating reality about the world's oceans.

The report is new. There's a devastating reality. It concerns the world's oceans. More details to follow.

An alarming new report suggests that time is running out for the world’s oceans and the marine life that lives in it — and fast.

The new report is alarming. It suggests that time may be running out for the world's oceans. More details to follow.

I knew I should have clicked on the heavily cited Scientific American article instead. It's just that Google News put this one at the top of the list. Please allow me to try again.

May 2, 2016
Scientific American: Ocean's Oxygen Starts Running Low

What? The details are actually in the headline? Where's the fun in that? Takes all the mystery out of it!

This concludes my report about the alarming report that shocks scientists. You'll never get this time back. Sorry about that! If it's any consolation, I won't either, lol. Sigh.

As a side note, is this national Department of Redundancy Department month? If so, I never got the memo. No memo ever arrived!

Bad Mark. Bad! Bad! It's like I'm caught in a déjà vu loop as things keep happening over and over again, repeating.