Monday, August 3, 2015

10 Things Every Child Needs to Know

August 3, 2015
Picky eating may point to mental illness

A bad experience with food could lead to anxiety when a child is given something else that is new and untrustworthy.

Yeah, because the last thing we want are children who become anxious when presented with untrustworthy things.

10 Things Every Child Needs to Know

1. Trust.
2. Obey.
3. Eat.
4. Be happy.
5. Respect authority.
6. Report suspicious activity.
7. Present papers when asked.
8. Answer all questions at checkpoints.
9. Submit to full body cavity searches when traveling.
10. Do not get in an unmarked black van or helicopter with stranger, unless driver or pilot has proper Homeland Security identification.


Rob Dawg said...

Listen up number five. Listen carefully. I had much higher hopes for you than the previous four but...

Stagflationary Mark said...

Rob Dawg,


Q: Why do you have 11 children?

A: The knob goes to 11.

mab said...

They need to vote for pre-screened, pre-selected, fully vetted and msm approved candidates!

This list goes to 11! One more!

Stagflationary Mark said...


Ha! It does go to 11!! ;)