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June 9, 2016
J.C. Penney (JCP) Stock Falls, Analysts Forecast Risks From Amazon.com
"We see greatest risk to sell-rated J.C. Penney and Kohl's."
This is vital information for J.C. Penney investors who weren't aware of Amazon's existence over the past 20+ years and/or were baffled by their 84% loss (adjusted for splits and dividends) since April Fool's Day of 1998.
Thanks Goldman Sachs for your timely warning! Always putting the needs of the retail investors before your own! Doing God's work!
In other news, rumor has it that Goldman Sachs will soon release an imminent warning concerning Pearl Harbor and the potential for the United States to enter World War 2. Investors beware! There's a war brewing! We need to start cranking out Sherman tanks ASAP!
Bad Mark. Bad! Bad! ;)
Schedule for Week of February 23, 2025
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The key reports this week are January New Home sales, the second estimate
of Q4 GDP, Personal Income and Outlays for January, and Case-Shiller house
prices...
48 minutes ago
2 comments:
"God's work". Which God - Odin?
dearieme,
As a Lovecraft fan, I'm going to have to go with Cthulhu.
100 Reasons (and counting) Cthulhu should be our next president
11. The economy is stronger when large amounts of the population are sacrificed.
Let's make the economy "grate" again!
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