June 9, 2016
USA Today: Nissan aims to redefines 'gray' image with ad onslaught
Aims to redefines? What? I aims to knows who rewrotes that headlines! (The original headline at the Detroit Free Press is much better.)
"The car is always shown beautifully, heroically, driving with precision and they performing exactly as they should in real life," said Jeremy Tucker, Nissan's vice president of marketing, communications and media.
They performing? They should? What? How many car is this?
As a math guy, I know my grammar often sucks, and I do apologize. The bar just keeps getting set lower and lower for me though. Woohoo!
Speaking of setting the bar low, perhaps my next car will be a Nissan. It needs to run on electrolytes though. It's what every car craves. Automakers just haven't figured it out yet. ;)
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