Thursday, August 6, 2015

Free Rent for Life!! WIN FREE RENT FOR LIFE!

*Rent for Life prize awarded as monthly payment of current rent up to $1700/mo without future adjustment or $545,000 cash prize.

In order for you to win free rent for life, you will apparently need to die before your landlord raises your rent.

Call me cynical, but you will want to take the cash prize lump sum if you win, regardless of your tax situation. You do not want to force to hire a hitman!! ;)


Rob Dawg said...

Not "Free Life for Rentiers?"

Stagflationary Mark said...

A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs. - Epicurus

Our country's rented self-storage units overfloweth.

mab said...

People sure love free sh%t! They can't get enough of it!

If we actually had free markets, the price of all this sh%t would go through the roof.

Thank goodness we have free sh%t instead of free markets.

Stagflationary Mark said...


Candy Mountain Sh%t Glasses!

Got kidneys? ;)