Wednesday, August 5, 2015

One Overlooked Advantage of the Amero

North American monetary union

A concern with any unified North American currency is the differing economic situations between each country.

Like Germany and Greece? Hey, if Europe can pull it off then so can we! This is America, dammit! There is nothing we can't do if we put our minds to it!

So what is the overlooked advantage we would have? Well, right now we like to blame the POTUS (President Of The United States) for everything that goes wrong. It doesn't matter if it is a Clinton, a Bush, or an Obama. It doesn't even matter what the problem is. No matter what, the president is always to blame!

I just got off the phone with the Koch brothers, and they say we need to simplify the process. Make it even more clear to the American public who needs to be blamed.

An American Union could do just that. Instead of a POTUS, we would have a SCROTUM.

SCapegoat of 'R' Once Thrivin' United 'Mericas

Why did I lose my job? SCROTUM!
Why did my bank close? SCROTUM!
Why did my taxes rise? SCROTUM!
Why is the crime rate up? SCROTUM!
Why is my Social Security check missing? SCROTUM!
Why does my breath smell bad? SCROTUM!
Why did my wife sleep with the mailman? SCROTUM!
Why did they cancel Gilligan's Island? SCROTUM!

One office to take the blame! One office to protect and deflect! With nothing to gain and everything to lose, what could possibly go wrong? The SCROTUM is our future!! We must not let the European Union win!!

4 comments:

Rob Dawg said...

Perfected European Nationalized American States.

Stagflationary Mark said...

SCROTUM of the PENAS?

Nobody would dare oppose us! It would take serious balls to even attempt something so hard!!

Stagflationary Mark said...

I assume you mean rocky outcrops and rocky summits, of course. ;)

Stagflationary Mark said...

I'm having second thoughts about the amero. Maybe we just need to improve the system we have.

A New United States

ANUS: When the crap hits, it will be time for a change, lol. Sigh.