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August 31, 2015
Minecraft billionaire complains about being rich
In a series of tweets over the weekend, the video-game designer bemoaned the loneliness, isolation and lack of motivation that large wealth can create.
Solution
1. Get a mirror.
2. Start each day by saying:
I deserve good things, I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. - Stuart Smalley
On the off chance that doesn't work, you could always try living well below your means and you could stop telling people you are a billionaire.
ISM® Services Index Decreased to 50% in September; Prices Paid Very High;
Employment in Contraction for Fourth Consecutive Month
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(Posted with permission). The ISM® Services index was at 50.0%, down from
52.0% last month. The employment index increased to 47.2%, up from 46.5%.
Note: A...
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2 comments:
Stop posting tweets, you silly ass. Learn fly fishing: it makes a man philosophical. Stoical even. Find a good woman and marry her, and then just do whatever she says.
Some even speak highly of owning a parrot.
dearieme,
Find a good woman and marry her, and then just do whatever she says.
Also:
Find a good dog and adopt her, and then just walk her wherever she wants. ;)
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